Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Verdict In for Worst Aunt in the World:

The verdict: "Suck it up, lady."

20 minutes to return a verdict. They probably didn't even bother to pick a jury foreman.

Mean Ol' Auntie Jen asked that a bailiff escort her to her car, to fend off the slavering horde of reporters. The photo of that makes i appear that she's being perp-walked:


(Earlier post)

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Most of the twenty minutes was probably spent eating the snacks they'd brought with them.

Murphy's Law said...

It's a safe bet that she doesn't get invited to any more family events.

Article says that she's unmarried and has no kids. Gee, I wonder why?