Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Verdict In for Worst Aunt in the World:

The verdict: "Suck it up, lady."

20 minutes to return a verdict. They probably didn't even bother to pick a jury foreman.

Mean Ol' Auntie Jen asked that a bailiff escort her to her car, to fend off the slavering horde of reporters. The photo of that makes i appear that she's being perp-walked:

(Earlier post)

2 comments:

BadTux said...: Most of the twenty minutes was probably spent eating the snacks they'd brought with them.; 10/13/2015 9:01 PM
Murphy's Law said...: It's a safe bet that she doesn't get invited to any more family events.

Article says that she's unmarried and has no kids. Gee, I wonder why?; 10/14/2015 8:15 AM