Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

Pass the Popcorn; Hobby Lobby Edition

The family that owns the store, as well as the "museum" that they are planning to open, are under investigation for smuggling antiquities.One might presume that an intent to smuggle antiquities might be ascertainable from listing the shipment as "handcrafted clay tablets", lying about where they came from and assigning them a value of a buck apiece.

No doubt there will be some designated fall guy.

Because, as my father once told me, when someone claims to be "doing God's work", they have no problem with justifying dishonest, immoral, evil and horrific acts.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So what do you get for funding ISIS too?