Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Tuesday, October 6, 2015

There Is Such a Thing as a Stupid Question

"Cat, what did you just knock over?"

I knew that Jake had knocked something over last night, because I heard it hit the floor. But I didn't know what it was, so I asked him. He merely looked at me, and probably assumed that I'd take the Short Bus to work this morning.