Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, May 29, 2015

You Hurt My Mule's Feelings.


3 comments:

Old NFO said...

Gotta love spaghetti westerns! :-) SO over the top!!!

Murphy's Law said...

Great scene from a great movie.

And it figures that Old NFO would critique movies about the old west...I mean, he was there and everything and he remembers what it was really like.

Comrade Misfit said...

Sergio Leone's westerns also had great scores.

I had to laugh when AT&T Wireless used The Ecstasy of Gold for a cell phone commercial. Bad choice of music.