Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, May 14, 2015

QOTD; JEB Edition

From an email:
"JEB's listing Dubya as a 'top foreign policy adviser' is like listing Ted Bundy as a consultant on women's issues."
And yes, it's "JEB", not "Jeb". Those are his initials; his campaign wants people to call him "JEB" because "John Ellis Bush" sounds like the name of the loan officer at Bank of America who is cheerfully foreclosing on your home.

2 comments:

GolFoxtrot Yankee said...

Please, the JEB is a throwback to JEB Stuart. What better way to show a Maine boys Confederate credentials than harkening back to an overrated cavalry commander?

Comrade Misfit said...

"JEB Bush" is redundant-- "John Ellis Bush Bush".

One quibble: The Bush family is an old Connecticut family. Kennebunkport, ME was their traditional summer home.