Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, May 18, 2015

How Can You Tell When a Military Public Affairs Officer is Lying?

His or her lips are moving.

An Osprey crashed and burned in Hawaii, killing one Marine and injuring everyone else on board. The PAO called it a "hard landing incident".

Riiight.



Just your typical hard landing... replace the tires, do some repairs to the landing gear and it'll be fine, suuurrre it will.
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w3ski said...

Any idea as to how many Osprey have gone down so far? I understand this is not the first.
w3ski

5/19/2015 10:30 AM

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