Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, May 12, 2015

Big Shocker: DoJ Won't Prosecute CitiBank

Not for rigging the LIBOR rates. (WARNING: Another goddamned self-launching video is embedded in that story, so if you're at work, shut off your speakers.)

Hell, let's be honest, here: The DoJ won't prosecute CitiGroup for anything. The CEO of any of the big banks could have a 14-year-old virgin hung up by her heels and cut up for steaks to serve in the executive dining room and the DoJ would just say "tut-tut".

2 comments:

Phil said...


Corruption writ large, they should be charged with Dereliction of Duty themselves at the very least.

If there was ever any doubt in anyone's mind at this point that our government is owned lock stock and barrel by the banksters then this should do it. Unfortunately most won't even bother to lift their heads from their grazing.

Comrade Misfit said...

The last time that we had a president who seriously took on the banksters, those jerks almost fomented a military coup.