Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, May 23, 2015

A Word to Every Business Running a "Memorial Day Sale"

You pack of greedy, amoral, capitalist swine, trying to profit off the sacrifices of those who died for our country. There is probably a special circle in Hell for you, where you will spend eternity drowning in lakes of molten gold or silver.

2 comments:

Old NFO said...

That would be too good... Lead... THAT would be more like it!

Anonymous said...

That's capitalism for ya. Like what doesn't it profit from? Your love of mom? The birth of a man who preached peace and love? The death of the man who largely dismantled segregation? Nothing is out of bounds for the money-makers.