Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 27, 2014

Caturday

Jake was disgruntled.


He hadn't had a bowel movement for a few days or so. So he went to the vet for an enema and hydration. Fresh indignities for an old cat.

He's also been losing some weight. Nothing obvious was found, so after the holidays, he'll go back for some blood work.

3 comments:

Old NFO said...

Oh... Yep, I'm betting he was just a 'tad' grumpy...

FrankC said...

Old cats get to be expensive. Wouldn't be without her though.

CenterPuke88 said...

Enema of the State? Our plugged up cat responded well to lactulose doses for several years, but was younger. The best trick was liquid dose in a syringe, into the mouth, holding to closed while blowing on the nose. Bert never figured out he was going to get that every day, but he knew when he was off to the vet for a cleanout!

You know him well, just listen to what he's telling you and what your heart says. I certainly hope this is just a one time occurance. Best wishes to you both and a Happy New Year!