Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Friday, December 5, 2014

Dear Barn'

Please pay attention. This will be on the test.

This is a pill bottle:

This is a gun:

Any questions?

Upon passing the exam, Sheriff Taylor will give you back your bullet.

(This is why.)

Oh, and Barn'? Refresh yourself on how to turn on your flashlight.