Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, December 31, 2014

The Gambler; a review.

It's a new release starring Mark Walberg, John Goodman, Michael Williams and more.

Mark Wahlberg plays Jim Bennett, a college professor who is the dumbest character in the movie. The three loan sharks in the movie are far more intelligent that he was. Even the non-speaking thugs are smarter than Bennett.

It's probably one of the worst movies I've seen in a long time. From a non-filmista view, the story was fucking pointless. Apparently, it's a remake of a 1974 original that was equally stupid. This movie is one that the stars might look at and ask them sevleves: "Am I getting the money up front?"

This is a movie that you should wait to see until it either plays on cable or you can rent it for a buck.

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