Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, December 20, 2014

Caturday

Lady of All She Surveys:

2 comments:

w3ski said...

Nice kitchen. My cats like to cruise the counters too, just in case there was some tuna left out or something. Problem I have is now that it's raining again in Kalifornia the little fuzzy ones have wet paws and leave muddy prints everywhere. They come and go thru the doggy door so it's not like I can wipe their feet either. Sigh.
A cat owned
w3ski

Old NFO said...

Yep, really looks like she 'owns' it... :-)