Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, December 12, 2013

Godfuckingdammit----CUT!!!


In case you didn't quite catch it...


Not exactly your standard Wehrmacht bicycle messenger....
Posted by on or about 16:29
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6 comments:

Old NFO said...

Oops... :-) Bad road guard!!!

12/12/2013 8:01 PM
Yogi said...

You have no idea how often this happens. I do some location audio for videos and indie trailers and I cannot count the number of times the location people simply screw up. It's maddening.

And in this case, because I'm not involved, funny!

12/12/2013 10:28 PM
Nangleator said...

Here I am, straining my eyes for wrist watches and traffic helicopters in the distance... Heh.

12/13/2013 8:32 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

My first thought was the soldier with his hands in his pockets. Some feldwebel would surely have his ass for that.

12/13/2013 10:30 AM
Deadstick said...

Yeah, my wife had to watch that three times before she caught the biker. He goes by fast enough that it's easy to miss the non-Forties getup.

12/13/2013 11:11 AM
BadTux said...

One of my friends who works on a paving crew is always ranting about bicyclists. For some reason bicyclists don't seem to think that a "Road Closed" barricade applies to them. They just blast right through, then they end up in the middle of all his machinery laying smoking hot asphalt down, rolling over it at high speed with heated rollers, and otherwise doing stuff that can turn a bicyclist into a splotch on the (new) pavement, and they don't understand at all why he is screaming at them and why he is on the phone calling the nearest law enforcement to arrest them.

Here's my take on it: If the bicyclist is wearing spandex, he's an asshole. People who ride bicycles for transportation wear street clothes and try to stay out of the way of motorists and law enforcement. It's the fuckheads who have the time and money to ride thousand dollar bicycles for recreation while wearing hundreds of dollars of spandex who think their shit don't stink and thus they don't gotta obey little things like road closed signs and traffic laws in general...

Of course, the Silicon Valley is populated with that type in general, so it may be an unfair generalization of bicyclists "in the wild" outside of the Silicon Valley. (Shrug). I report. You decide.

- Badtux the Bicycling Penguin
(But *OFFROAD* on a mountain bike, these fuckhead drivers on the highways scare the shit outta me).

12/14/2013 5:17 PM

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