Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, December 8, 2013

Maybe We Can Add Those Clowns To The No Fly List

Once they get over there, of course.
In a series of deliberately-provocative Twitter posts, the [Westboro Baptist Church] says it is buying plane tickets to South Africa and is hoping to coordinate with South African police while they stage a protest at the funeral, citing Mandela’s divorce and remarriage as evidence of damnation.
I'm not convinced those asswipes are into going to Mandela's funeral. It's probably just a publicity stunt on their part, because those douchebags haven't had their names in the papers for some time.

To be honest about it, the only time that I want to ever see those assholes' names in the papers is when the story is either their obituaries or about their untimely deaths as a result of a series of heart attack (brought on by sudden cases of bullet wounds).

Which, if they fly to South Africa and actually carry out this protest, will probably happen sooner than they think.

3 comments:

BadTux said...

I can't believe that South Africa would grant them a visa anyhow. If they weren't on SA's "no admit" list before all this, they certainly are now.

So let's see. Nelson Mandela was on *our* no-admit list. These douchebags are undoubtedly now on SA's no-admit list. If you judge a nation by who they have on their no-admit list, what does that say about the USA?

Old NFO said...

Let em go... They WON'T make it back... Just sayin!

Peter said...

I think lots of South Africans will be offering large sums of money to the police to be the first to express their ... displeasure ... with the Westboro demonstrators. As Old NFO says, they won't be coming back!