Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, August 22, 2013

Pass the Popcorn; Rafael "Ted" Cruz Edition

Oh, this story just keeps getting better and better: Cruz held government positions that required background checks. Those checks begin with the subject of the check filling out a detailed questionnaire. Apparently, the forms in use ask about dual citizenship.

So did Cruz disclose that he was a dual, if not triple citizen?

On a similar note, you might remember that Liz Cheney applied for a resident fishing license in Wyoming, despite the fact that she had not resided in the state for a year (less than three months, in fact). The form that was filled out said that she had lived there for ten years. Of course, Cheney is taking the route of all high-and-mighty folks caught doing something wrong: She is blaming the clerk for filling it out wrong. She had to pay a $220 fine for lying on an official form.

The old Frank Burns line: "It's God's will or somebody else's fault" is the operating rule for the Cheney family.

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

If he gets punished for this, I'll open my fly and let the unicorns fly out of my 12-incher.