Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Shorter Ted Cruz: "I'd Rather be President Than Prime Mister of Canada."

Ted Cruz has finally gotten around to promising that he'll renounce his Canadian citizenship.

Only took him 42 years.

What's going to be fun is watching the Birther-Teatards twist themselves into knots over this. Unlike Barack Obama, Cruz was born in another country. Like Obama, Cruz's father was not an American , but his mother is.

Here is the other tell about the Birthers: They like to consistently refer to Obama by his full name: Barack Hussein Obama. But they alway call Cruz by his middle name and not his full name: Rafael Edward Cruz.

If you measure Cruz by the yardstick that the Birthers have constructed for Obama, Cruz isn't eligible to run for President. But you won't hear diddlely-squat from the Birthers about this.

Whether it is an indicator of partisanship or racism (or both), I'll leave to you.

Updated to add:


"The Canadian Usurper".

Updated again to add: Cruz arguably is also a Cuban citizen, for the same reason that he claims to be an American citizen.


4 comments:

BadTux said...

Substitute "and" for "or" in your last sentence, and you may be more accurate. Racism in the service of partisanship has always been a hallmark of teabaggery.

bearsense said...

EB - - You're right, they do and will have a problem.
Hope he knows that he's opting out of a perfectly good healthcare system, eh ?
Like I said elsewhere: "The Canadian Usurper," Oh the Hilarity !!

Nangleator said...

Wow, I hope I don't have to use it... but if necessary, I'll be typing "Canadian Usurper" every single day.

Comrade Misfit said...

And "the Canadian Usurper" is now a blog post label.