Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 2, 2013

Going to the Wisconsin State Fair? Please Give My Regards To the Brave Bambi-Killers

The Wisconsin State Fair runs August 1-11.

The State Department of Natural Resources apparently has an exhibit there, so you might want to stop by and tell them how much you appreciate them for deploying a SWAT team to kill Bambi bin Laden. If you're good with graphics, feel free to add a "kill the fawn for fun" booth to this map (and I'll be happy to link to it).

Or for fun, you can video other people telling them off and post the video to YouTube. Since the SWAT team confiscated everyone's cell phones and deleted all visual evidence of those thirteen cos deploying to kill a fawn.

Or, if you're on FB, go ream them out there.

UPDATE: They seem to have taken down their FB page. I guess there were far too many people calling them out for being heavily armed gutless weasels.

UPDATE II:

(Click on the image to enlarge it.)

UPDATE III: Their FB page is back up and are they ever being ripped a new one. The DNR's excuses are all about chronic wasting disease and that it was illegal for the shelter to house the fawn. What they aren't addressing is the point that 80% of the commentators are taking them to task for: Sending thirteen armed state goons to take out one little fawn. If they have to deal with a bear, the DNR probably sends in some surplus M-48 tanks.

5 comments:

BadTux said...

And if you do decide to drop by their exhibit, take a detour past your local truck stop and get a pair of these guys to leave at their booth. 'Cause clearly they ain't got any if it takes *thirteen* of them to take down Bambi bin Laden.

But I gotta say, this does prove that anti-gunners who claim assault rifles are useless for hunting deer are wrong. It might've taken thirteen people with assault rifles to bag this deer, but they did it!

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

What a terrific idea!

w3ski said...

The "brass balls" page was closed too? They get around!
w3ski

hans said...

Everybody who OK'd that thuggery, and anyone in a position to've stopped it and didn't plus everyone who thinks SWAT teams are reasonable for any DNR tasks ought to be fired.
In case anyone's been looking for the WI DNR mailing address - and it isn't on their website - here it is:
Cathy Stepp, Secretary,
Wisconsin Department of Natural Resources
101 S Webster St.
Madison, Wisconsin 53703
608-266-2621

Comrade Misfit said...

There is a Wikipedia page for WIDNR that might be worthy of some editing to include a discussion about the killing of Bambi bin Laden.