Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, August 29, 2013

Another Reason Not to Call 9-1-1; "Cops Have No Balls", Edition

Some precious snowflake of a deputy sheriff had his iddy biddy widdle nose broken on a 9-1-1 call (he killed the guy who did it).

Now, he is suing the homeowner and relative of the guy who broke his nose.

One might think the other deputies in that county might want to corner Mr. Snowflake and beat some sense into him, but I guess cops in Texas really are pansies these days.

As his boss, the county sheriff, pointed out, answering a 9-1-1 call involves an element of risk. But I guess Deputy Snowflake thought that they gave him a gun to accent his uniform, not because there was any gasp! danger in the job.
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