Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, August 20, 2013

Ted Cruz: Naturally Born Commie

As you may know, Rafael "Ted" Cruz was born in Canada. His father was Cuban (at the time), his mother was American. Cruz claims to be an American because of his mother's citizenship.

He also would be a Cuban citizen through his father.

Which means that the good people of Texas elected an enemy alien to the Senate.

Good going, folks!

(Yes, I've mentioned this earlier today, but it's worth its own post.)

2 comments:

bearsense said...

Not to piggyback on a good thing, but of you type "Rafael Cruz" into the "Carlos Danger name generator,"

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/low_concept/2013/07/carlos_danger_name_generator_use_our_widget_to_get_a_name_like_anthony_weiner.html

you get: Bernardo Evil

h/t Tengrain at Mock, Paper, Scissors

Bear

montag said...

Raphael's father, also Raphael, fought with Castro and turned his coat when Castro didn't give him the rewards he thought he deserved.