Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 2, 2013

"Here's Your Money, Now Go Fuck Yourself."

That was pretty much the message this one guy sent:
An Illinois businessman outraged by a court order that he return more than $500,000 in insurance money related to a 2001 wreck that killed his teenage son wanted to pay the money back in pennies in protest, only to recognize that wasn't feasible.

So, Roger Herrin settled on quarters -- four tons of them.
Of course, the lawyers at the firm where he made the payment weren't particularly happy to have a veritable shitload of quarters lying around.

(They can't carry their own guns to watch over things, because they're in Illinois and carrying handguns is still illegal.)

2 comments:

Joe said...

I don't think this situation calls for firearms. If someone stole more than about 20 pounds of the loot, you could probably just run him down and take it back from him.

Chuck Pergiel said...

Media shmedia. I went looking for more info on this story but all I found was about a zillion pages about the truckload of quarters. Do you have any better links?

Joe: You need guns because it's tradition. Anytime you have a pile of loot you are supposed to have an armed guard. Otherwise people might think you're a commie. Oops, can't say that here.