Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, July 26, 2013

Why is that Bank President's Head Not on a Pike?

An Vinton County [Ohio] woman is looking to get her belongings back after a bank incorrectly broke into her house and took them.

Katie Barnett says that the First National Bank in Wellston foreclosed on her house, even though it was not her bank.
And, of course, they don't want to make good on the damage they caused.
Barnett said that according to the bank president, this was the first time something like this has happened.

She presented him with an $18,000 estimate to replace the losses, but the president refused to pay.

“He got very firm with me and said, ‘We’re not paying you retail here, that’s just the way it is,’” Barnett said. “I did not tell them to come in my house and make me an offer. They took my stuff and I want it back.”
What the bank is doing to "help" her is looking for similar items that people have dumped along the road and telling Barnett where that stuff is. (I am not making this up.)

So because the Bank of Wellston broke into her house and took all of her shit, Ms. Barnett, the victim, is supposed to go around to second-hand stores and yard sales to find clothes and stuff that is of equal used value to what the fucking bank stole?

The president of the bank is Eric Emmert. The CFO is Sherri Thompson.

My tongue-in-cheek suggestion is that Ms. Barnett ought to hire a crew of movers and go take their shit for her own use. Of course then the McArthur P.D., who did not give a shit about the bank stealing her stuff, would probably care about her stealing the banksters' stuff.

I ask again: Can we please get on with building the guillotines?

(H/T)

5 comments:

Old NFO said...

Unbelievable!!! And yes, LAWSUIT and I hope she likes owning a bank!

The New York Crank said...

I hope the lawsuit works. For all we know, the bank owns the judge.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

Comrade Misfit said...

For all we know, the bank owns the judge.

Common Pleas Court judges (trial court, like your Supreme Court judges in NY) in Ohio are elected, so yes, quite possible.

hans said...

why aren't the bankers in jail? if I jimmied the door on my neighbor's house and stole all his shit n dumped it I'd be in some crowbar hotel 'til hell froze... kinda selective enforcement on the part of those cops

BadTux said...

Hans, theft / burglary / B&E (what it's called depends on the jurisdiction) requires intent. If there was no criminal intent, then it is a civil matter to be settled by the person whose goods were accidentally removed and destroyed being made whole. That said, this bank president is an idiot. I'm quite certain that the bank's attorney told him, "settle with this lady, even the $16K she's asking for will be cheaper than fighting the lawsuit," but there's only so much a lawyer can do when the client is an idiot.

- Badtux the Law Penguin