Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
Isn't THAT the truth...
That one has probably been around in some form or another for a long time knowing these fuckers.
Think grocery store scanner.
That technology is ancient these days.
So basically they can track everything that's delivered to you -- or been delivered to you over the past 5 years. Of course they already had a guy doing this (sort of), your local postal carrier, but this automates it.
Somehow, though, I don't hear the bleating sheeple responding in any way other than to baaaa loudly, "protect us, kindly Big Brother, with your staff and rod!" Sigh. WASF.
Anyone considered the implications of a state deciding to go through those records to see all the boxes from Amazon and comparing that to self-submitted sales taxes. Since you are required in most states to pay sales tax on the mail transaction.
Shut up, CenterPuke. You're giving brainless bureaucrats ideas.
Very crankily yours,
The New York Crank
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