Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, July 18, 2013

Roost; Home; Chickens; CIA

Former CIA Milan station chief Robert Seldon Lady, convicted in Italy of kidnapping an Egyptian Muslim cleric, has been arrested in Panama, Italian and Panamanian officials said on Thursday.
That's the problem with doing a black op in another country: They might take umbrage at it. The Italians did and the CIA, probably expecting that the Italians, our allies, would have have their back, got a little sloppy.*

Tough break for Mr. Lady, who planned to retire in Italy, but not in a prison cell.

Object lesson for CIA spooks in this: If you screw up in the field, you're on your own.**
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* Feel free to snark on the folly of relying on Italy to be an ally. It's late and I'm tired.
** Sort of like being allied with the Italians, when you think of it.

2 comments:

BadTux said...

Also a lesson: If a) you have been convicted of a crime in Europe, and b) your nation recently got a lot of allies in Europe to detain a Latin American ruler's aircraft and got all of Latin America in an uproar, c) don't go on vacation in Latin America. You're likely to be arrested and handed over to the nation that convicted you.

Just sayin ;).

- Badtux the Geopolitics Penguin

Nangleator said...

You gotta wonder about the whole plausible deniability thing in today's politics. Does anyone think the CIA fucking around in some other country would reflect poorly on America? Hurt its reputation?

At this point, the CIA should be speaking in public on such things, and saying, "Give us our guy back. Or else."