Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
2 comments:
Sounds like even one bullet was too many for that clown.
I also thought the average cop gun had like a 14 pound trigger pull. That guy must have really been pumping the adrenalin. Sounds like that cop needs a different line of work or at last less caffeine.
w3ski
I had reason a few days ago to call the police. I hesitated, and did nothing but watch. Partly because the 'crime' I was witnessing was so clearly harmless, and partly because I didn't want my wife and I in jail, or our cats executed, or even the 'criminals' abused by real thugs.
They were going through a dumpster at 3 in the morning. A dumpster on private property. Since it was a rental, they actually saved the property owner money, based on the weight of trash to be picked up.
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