Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, August 17, 2012

Mittens Only Gives to Charity Because the Government Tells Him To?

If that is not the case, then why is he claiming that charitable donations are the equivalent of taxes?
"..but every year I paid at least 13% and if you add in addition the amount that goes to charity, why, the number gets well above 20%."
Correct me if I'm wrong, here, but aren't "Big Mos" like Romney supposed to tithe to the Mormon Church and that means at least 10% of all income without any bullshit deductions or machinations? So could it be that Mittens was goldbricking on his religious duty and that is what he is trying to hard to hide? And could that be why Harry Reid, himself a Mormon, is bashing Rmoney so hard on this issue?

Show us the tax returns, Mittens!

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