Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Go Away, Kid, You're Bothering Me; Caturday Edition



The silent appeal of the cat to the photographer is priceless: "Get this thing out of my face, pleeaase."

2 comments:

wolfbitch said...

I'm amazed at how well behaved some cats can be. The cat I have now, having been born wild on the streets, would have swallowed that bird the first time the bird got near enough to be chomped.

Pretzelogic in Philly, PA said...

Seriously. A feline buddy of mine from years ago, an de-clawed indoor cat (blame my parentals if you need to blame anyone for that), would get loose once in a while and consume, in their entirety, larger birds than that. Still a mystery to me how he even caught them without claws, but there you go...