Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, August 11, 2012

Go Away, Kid, You're Bothering Me; Caturday Edition



The silent appeal of the cat to the photographer is priceless: "Get this thing out of my face, pleeaase."
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2 comments:

wolfbitch said...

I'm amazed at how well behaved some cats can be. The cat I have now, having been born wild on the streets, would have swallowed that bird the first time the bird got near enough to be chomped.

8/11/2012 2:34 PM
Pretzelogic in Philly, PA said...

Seriously. A feline buddy of mine from years ago, an de-clawed indoor cat (blame my parentals if you need to blame anyone for that), would get loose once in a while and consume, in their entirety, larger birds than that. Still a mystery to me how he even caught them without claws, but there you go...

8/13/2012 4:57 PM

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