Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, August 12, 2012

Heh. Heh. Heh.


(H/T)

On another note, is there any reason, now, for anyone to watch the GOP convention? The only reason that I can think of to watch one when a fresh candidate is running is for the drama of "who will he choose for Veep". There is no reason to watch a re-election candidate's convention, for everyone knows who will be the candidates, there is no drama and at best, there may be one or two interesting speeches.

But now Mittens has sucked all of the oxygen out of his convention. And this is the guy who ran an Olympics and he doesn't understand showmanship and timing? Unless the Ron Paul contingent starts chucking rotting fruit at Mittens, the GOP convention will now be as exciting as a Chamber of Commerce meeting at the local golf club.

1 comment:

Eck! said...

Paul Krugman got it right "Galt/Gekko 2012".


This is not going to be fun.

Eck!