Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

With Friends Like This, Who Needs Enemies?
2nd Amendment Edition

See, there is this clown in Texas. He owns a gun store. What he did was publically support a ban on mail/Internet ordering of ammunition because if people can't buy their cartridges on line, they'll have to buy them from him.

There is always somebody who supports restrictions on anything because they think they see a way to make a buck off of it. Like this particular carbon-based life-form.

What this asshat fails to recognize is that any such restrictions will be followed by more restrictions. Because once you give the Brady Goons a win, they're not going to go home and be satisfied. No, they'll push for more. Maybe next, Asswipe, they'll want a ban on buying more than one gun a month. Or a year. Maybe they'll put a limit on cartridge sales over a period of time.

Bet that'll do wonders for your bottom line, you turncoat.

Dear readers, if you live in or near Katy Texas, try to stay out of a business known as "Tactical Firearms". We don't need friends (or merchants) like that.

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