Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, August 13, 2012

Mars Curiosity Rover Is About to Go Offline!

7 comments:

Nangleator said...: Ootini!; 8/13/2012 10:13 AM
Sarah said...: They'd better wave some sampling arms around before it's "salvaged" as abandoned hardware.

I guess that wouldn't help. They salvage *talking* droids.; 8/13/2012 12:15 PM
w3ski said...: You forgot, they put a laser on that thing. Humm , weapons, wonder why?
w3ski; 8/13/2012 12:20 PM
Chuck Pergiel said...: Hey! I know that guy!; 8/13/2012 8:59 PM
w3ski said...: Funny how just like earth, everywhere we go in the Solar System, we leave trash. Look at the Moon for crying out loud. Now we are trashing Mars and Titan as well. Inter-space merchants of garbage. No wonder Alien Life forms hate us on TV and Movies. Can't we vaporise the stuff we leave ? All it would take is one good disrupter blast! Seriously.
Speaking of which, what happens to Curiosities Plutonium Power pack once it gets stuck in the sand like the other rover? Talk about leaving Trash!
w3ski; 8/13/2012 10:18 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: If/when Curiosity gets stuck, then it'll become a stationary weather station for about 30 years.; 8/14/2012 7:38 AM
Nangleator said...: It's not trash now, but useful equipment. When it's dysfunctional, it won't be trash... it'll be considered priceless treasure for a good, long time.

If your definition of trash is 'worthless stuff that is mostly unusable,' then Mars itself is a big hunk of trash. Curiosity reduced the total percentage of trash, simply by landing there.

If your definition of trash requires that people be involved, to create it, then I see you have a problem with the human species.; 8/14/2012 8:39 AM