Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 5, 2012

Rick Santorum Has More Reverse Gears Than a John Deere Tractor

Dick Santorum has reversed himself on calling the President a snob, once it was pointed out to Little Frothy that Obama had not said that he wanted everyone to go to college. This was after he backwatered from his "JFK made me throw up" comments.

Santorum's campaign is pretty much toast, anyway. He may win a state here and there. But unless Rmoney loses badly in the Super Tuesday states tomorrow, the GOP is pretty much slouching to nominate Romney. Who will probably do as well as Dukakis and Kerry.

1 comment:

Kevin said...

It doesn't bother me so much that the Republican Party thirsts for death, it's that they're so willing to take the country with them.