Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 27, 2012

Legal Circle-Jerking

That is about what all of the so-called "legal analysis" of the Supreme Court hearing on the health care law is: A bunch of pundits who are engaging in mental masturbation.

And frankly, it is almost as productive as gutting a chicken and attempting to divinate the future by haruspicy or by reading the bones.

5 comments:

Doug Alder said...

Well unless one of the 5 breaks ranks with their %1 masters I'd say the outcome is a forgone conclusion - 5-4 and not in favor of the affordable care act

Vannevar said...

the distinction between the descendents of Hammurabi and those of Onan is crucial, even today. It's just like with airplane accidents, the pundits generate white noise until the real players do something.

w3ski said...

None of the justices are affected by the act in the least, you'd think that would define objectivity, yet because of the 'buying' of the Law quite a few justices have a reason to pass or fail such a law?
Tell me again about a land ruled by "Truth and Justice?"
w3ski

montag said...

I'll put my money on the chicken parts. At least you can get a meal out of it.

nunya said...

Yeah, I think I'll wait.