Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
8 comments:
We fought two wars so we didn't have to worry about those inbred fools.
Pomp manufacturers are a dying breed. The market is saturated with artificial pomp, cheaply produced in southern California and other places.
Just Go Read Sarah, Proud and Tall:
http://sarahproudandtall.com/2011/04/24/were-off-to-see-the-lizard/
You wont regret it - food and drink should not be ingested while reading - you have been warned.
Wow. I just added that one. Thanks, Marc.
William, two words for your consideration: Jeb Bush. Or, if you like, "_______ Kennedy".
That's why they're going nuts, babe.
One more spectacle coming up!
Love ya,
S
At least they're getting married. A lot of welfare recipients don't bother.
William, that's pretty cold. :)
But I'm getting tired of the fact that I can't watch more than five minutes of a news show without a "wedding story". I'm starting to hope that Prince Billy is really a Larry-Craig-type closet queer and that he gets busted in the Heathrow loo.
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