Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, April 25, 2011

The Networks Are Going Nuts

All because some goddamn pilot who is a junior officer in the British Royal Air Force, some kid who will eventually inherit the family business, is getting married.

It's a fantastic thing that the economy is booming, and that there are no wars, border conflicts, rebellions or strife anywhere in the world. Because the TV networks are going nuts.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

We fought two wars so we didn't have to worry about those inbred fools.

Nangleator said...

Pomp manufacturers are a dying breed. The market is saturated with artificial pomp, cheaply produced in southern California and other places.

Marc said...

Just Go Read Sarah, Proud and Tall:

http://sarahproudandtall.com/2011/04/24/were-off-to-see-the-lizard/

You wont regret it - food and drink should not be ingested while reading - you have been warned.

Comrade Misfit said...

Wow. I just added that one. Thanks, Marc.

Comrade Misfit said...

William, two words for your consideration: Jeb Bush. Or, if you like, "_______ Kennedy".

Cirze said...

That's why they're going nuts, babe.

One more spectacle coming up!

Love ya,

S

Anonymous said...

At least they're getting married. A lot of welfare recipients don't bother.

Comrade Misfit said...

William, that's pretty cold. :)

But I'm getting tired of the fact that I can't watch more than five minutes of a news show without a "wedding story". I'm starting to hope that Prince Billy is really a Larry-Craig-type closet queer and that he gets busted in the Heathrow loo.