Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Thursday, April 28, 2011

Cable News Is Populated By Imbeciles; Birther Edition

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Believe It or Believe It - Obama Releases Long-Form Birth Certificate
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The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Believe It or Believe It - Birther Bullsh*t
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Donald Trump is a moron. So now we're going to go from the "birthers" to the "graders"? They'll be the same people, by the way, who did not give a frak that George Bush was a shitty student who got barely through Andover Prep, who was a legacy admission to Yale University and was also a legacy admission to Harvard Business School.[1],[2]

This is the truth of the matter: When people start ranting about "where was President Obama born" and "what where his grades", they are speaking in code. Decoded, it means this: "zOMG! The President is a ni----!"

Update: When the only guy they can find to defend Birther Donald is Pat Buchanan, then the Donald might as well send his white sheets out for tailoring.

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[1] "Legacy admissions" can be thought as affirmative action for the stupid offspring of rich people. The parents donate lots of money and then the fact that their spawn had a 2.03 GPA and a 625 SAT score won't be a factor in the little retard's admission.
[2] They also didn't care that Bush had skipped out on the last two years of his cushy service in the Air Force Reserve (which, for non rich people), would have been viewed as "desertion".

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