Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 8, 2011

Good Job, Barney!

An Officer Fife in Texas used pepper spray to try to subdue a baby squirrel.

That's not a joke. There were a bunch of middle-school kids watching and shrieking at the cop. Of course, the video is up on YouTube.
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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jesus, what a freaking hero. I feel safer already.

4/08/2011 11:36 AM
Nangleator said...

Geez, if that had been an adult squirrel, the cop would have called the National Guard.

4/08/2011 1:10 PM
montag said...

Officer Davis is a natural born mall cop. Being backed down by a baby squirrel won't get him free donuts.

4/08/2011 1:16 PM

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