Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Once you have paid him the Danegeld, you never get rid of the Dane." -- Rudyard Kipling

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Good Job, Barney!

An Officer Fife in Texas used pepper spray to try to subdue a baby squirrel.

That's not a joke. There were a bunch of middle-school kids watching and shrieking at the cop. Of course, the video is up on YouTube.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jesus, what a freaking hero. I feel safer already.

Nangleator said...

Geez, if that had been an adult squirrel, the cop would have called the National Guard.

montag said...

Officer Davis is a natural born mall cop. Being backed down by a baby squirrel won't get him free donuts.