Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, April 8, 2011

Good Job, Barney!

An Officer Fife in Texas used pepper spray to try to subdue a baby squirrel.

That's not a joke. There were a bunch of middle-school kids watching and shrieking at the cop. Of course, the video is up on YouTube.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Jesus, what a freaking hero. I feel safer already.

Nangleator said...

Geez, if that had been an adult squirrel, the cop would have called the National Guard.

montag said...

Officer Davis is a natural born mall cop. Being backed down by a baby squirrel won't get him free donuts.