Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, April 29, 2011

Sinking to a New Low; American Taliban Edition

I am referring to those hate-filled lunatics of the Westboro Baptist Church. They have gone from picketing at gay-themed events and soldiers' funerals to picketing at the funerals of accident victims.

Presumably, their next step will be to picket at the funerals of people who died from strokes.

One of them got manhandled recently just before a soldier's protest. Sooner or later, somebody is going to take a shot at these fuckers.

4 comments:

suz said...

"Sooner or later, somebody is going to take a shot at these fuckers."

Any time now. Please.

BadTux said...

Westboro's folks virtually all have law degrees, and suing people who manhandle them is how Westboro makes its living. What, you don't think these scumbags had *real* jobs, did you?!

So if you want to contribute your umbrella policy's value to the balance sheet of Westboro Baptist, go for it. Me, I'm gonna stay far, far away from them. Being anywhere in the vicinity of ambulance chasers is bad for your (financial) health...

- Badtux the Prudent Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

Except in Mississippi, they couldn't identify the perp. They also, so far as I know, never found out who slashed their tires in McAlester.

And I imagine that if they got shot on the fifty yard line of a Texas high school football field during halftime, all 5,000 people at the game would have been in the bathroom or out behind the stadium pounding down beers.

It'd be like the shooting of Ken McElroy 30 years ago.

BadTux said...

I have to admit that if these bullies got murdered, there'd be mighty few people whose eyes happened to be open at the time of the death. Of course, the question is whether the person who's videotaping these confrontations from outside the area of confrontation captures the events on video or not... yes, they do have someone standing outside their "protest" taping the "protest", and have introduced that evidence in court before when suing people who attacked them -- or law enforcement agencies which refuse to step in when people attack them. I'm sure they'd gladly accept three or four "martyrs" in exchange for millions of dollars, remember, this clan pops out babies the way toasters pop out bread.

But of course, a sniper can dream...

- Badtux the Practical Penguin