Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, February 18, 2011

When Will the FBI Adopt Black Leather Trenchcoats and Start Carrying Lugers?

For they seem to have the view that the Constitution, especially the 4th Amendment, is just another goddamn piece of paper. Over a seven year period, the FBI has apparently broken the law on searches 40,000 times. Which pretty much means that at any given time, somewhere there is an FBI agent who doesn't give a damn what the rules are.

About the only Constitutional violation the FBI has a hard time stomaching is torture. Which at least is something, I suppose.

(H/T1, H/T2)

2 comments:

BadTux said...

They carry Glocks. Close enough to Lugars for me. Austrians speak German, after all.

- Badtux the Snarky Penguin

Comrade Misfit said...

If I remember correctly, the Gestapo issued PPKs and Sauers in .32 ACP. But Lugers make for beter visuals.