Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

What is "Santorum"

Santorum is a frothy mix of sexual lubricant and fecal matter, a by-product of anal sex.

Of course, there is a former senator from Pennsylvania, one of the Christian Taliban, who isn't too happy about that.

Given all of the crap that said former senator has said about gay people over the years, comparing gay men to pedophiles and dog-fuckers, he's one of the ass-clowns that is the least entitled to complain about civility.
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2 comments:

Nangleator said...

I've heard that santorum is a frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter, a byproduct of anal sex.

2/17/2011 8:43 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Then mention that on your blog!

2/17/2011 8:56 AM

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