Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, February 18, 2011

Virginia is for Haters

A Tunisian living in Virginia, with the legal right to live and work in this country, had a small limo business. His business is now collapsing because the state of Virginia refused to renew his driver's license because the DMV clerks didn't like his documents.

Words such as "arbitrary" and "capricious" come to mind.

So all of the hate spewed forth by the forces of the Right against "illegal immigrants" is now washing up on those who are here legally. All of the proud rhetoric of America being "a nation of immigrants" is no longer operative.

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