Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 3, 2011

"Do You Want to Fly in My Jacuzzi?"

No, that is not the world's worst pickup line. The Jacuzzi brothers tried their hands at making airplanes a long time before they hit it with whirlpools.


According to this site, the Jacuzzi J-7 was the first cabin monoplane built in the U.S. It seems to have had less forward visibility than the Spirit of St. Louis (which at least had a periscope). Other sources say that it had seven seats, which made it a pretty large airplane for its day.

1 comment:

BadTux said...

Given the fate of the J7 -- it came apart in mid-air because that giant single wing couldn't handle the stress -- no, I won't take a ride in that Jacuzzi :).

- Badtux the Flightless Penguin