Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, February 3, 2011

The Palin Moratorium

I am late to this, but sure, I'll join in. Unless the Icebound Idiot shoots someone, I'll leave her out of this blog for the duration.

The analogy to Ann Coulter in that both are bombastic firebrands that nobody should take seriously is spot-on; except for the fact that while Coulter may be an outrageous media whore who loves controversy because it sells books for her and gets her well-paid speaking gigs, nobody has, to my knowledge, attacked Coulter for being an ignoramus.*

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* Quitter Spice, on the other hand, is aggressively proud of her ignorance.

3 comments:

suz said...

Well said.

Anonymous said...

Of course Dana mentioned her within the month. She is so seductive. I guess.

Comrade Misfit said...

I'll still ignore the Barbie That Couldn't Shoot Straight, if you don't mind.