Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 12, 2011

Caturday

I walked into my bedroom, saw Gracie relaxing on my bed, and went to get my camera. As I made ready to take the shot, Jake jumped up and horned in on the shot.


I use this chair during the day to read and do some desultory writing. I went to the bathroom and George had plopped his butt down in my seat. I made him move, much to his vocal displeasure.

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2 comments:

suz said...

Did you thank him for keeping your seat warm?

2/12/2011 9:27 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

They all do that. When I sit on the couch, Jake and Gracie vie to take my spot. Gracie now knows that when I point to the other side and say "move," that she should move over (and she does).

2/12/2011 12:57 PM

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