Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, June 3, 2010

So,...

I'm sitting here, watching the season premiere of Burn Notice, and they ran a commercial for some drug called "Lyrica". They went into the side effects and about the first ones were "depression, suicidal thoughts or actions."

Right. If you take Lyrica and you go to blow your brains out, don't forget to call your doctor!
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4 comments:

Lockwood said...

Yes, blowing your brains out is strongly contraindicated.

6/03/2010 10:41 PM
Don Brown said...

I missed the season opening of "Burn Notice"? Acccckk!!!!! Will Fi forgive me?

6/04/2010 5:31 AM
Comrade Misfit said...

Don, the USA Network airs stuff repeatedly.

Tomorrow at 11AM, Monday at 11:05PM, so st your V/DVR.

6/04/2010 6:53 AM
montag said...

I remember one drug ad that included death as a side effect.

6/04/2010 1:36 PM

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