Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, April 27, 2009

"Ah Always Rely On the Kindness of Strangers..."

"...not to key my fucking Mercedes."


Not that I would ever do such a thing. But seriously. If your car is that precious to you, go rent a fucking garage.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Looks like what I would call a compensation car.

BadTux said...

You should have left the license plate unsmudged, just so that anybody else who saw this exact car coming could treat it the way it deserves.

I don't get it. A Honda Accord gives you all the room, comfort, power, and handling of a Mercedes, for 1/2 the price. But it doesn't have the Daimler propeller on the front. Sigh. But then, I'm a guy who drives a dirty dented-up Jeep around, so maybe I'm just the wrong market...

- Badtux the Auto Penguin