Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, December 20, 2008

Caturday

Jake is chilling away on the couch.


Rocky is trying to lure me to come over and pet his belly, he can then rip my arm to shreds.



I don't know why George squatted under the rung of that chair to reach the plate of food, but he was not the only cat to eat that way.


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3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm such a sap about cats.

12/20/2008 2:25 PM
fjb said...

My cats are driving me nuts. It was -23C this morning and I won't let them out but they just don't seem to understand the concept of frostbitten paws. Needless to say, there's a lot of pestering, prowling, and meowing going on right now in my house.:)

12/20/2008 3:04 PM
Comrade Misfit said...

DCup, well, so am I.

12/20/2008 3:11 PM

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