Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, August 18, 2026

What the Hell is Going On With Trump, Now?

What is that boxy thing he has on his ass under his suit jacket?

Heart pump? Artifical kidney? Is his health a lot worse then we've been told?

4 comments:

dinthebeast said...

Maybe Natalie told him he needed to CYA...

-Doug in Sugar Pine

dan gerene said...

It's the frozen dinners that stuck there while he was hiding in the airport's food service truck.
"I found them and now they are mine."

DGC said...

Every R in Congress will be wearing one soon just like they all wear ill fitting blue suits and red ties.

Stewart Dean said...

No, it's an economy size shit box for those with constant flowing diarrhea. No kidding. Wish I could remember where I saw it.