Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, August 16, 2026

The Irony of Trump’s Food Cart Escape

The odds are good that the Iranians don't want to assassinate him. CouchBoy might be better at the job than the obese demented incompetent that we have as president.

4 comments:

dinthebeast said...

They just don't want him to have a moment's peace for assassinating their top general and their supreme leader. I don't either, but for different reasons.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

Comrade Misfit said...

What’s Persian for “Operation Gaslight”?

dan gerene said...

Funny how Trump could pose as a defiant hero after his ear got a 2 cm. wound (Per Dr. Feelgood) that amazingly healed in a few weeks but hide like a puppy during a thunderstorm in a food delivery truck. He hid between the frozen chicken dinners and he did a good job hiding because one more chicken does not draw much attention.

DTWND said...

Are you sure he was among the chickens, Dan? I heard he was hiding among the frozen TACOs.

Dale