Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, August 17, 2026

Counterpoint: Maybe the Iranians Aren't That Smart

I said this yesterday, but then this happened.

Bluesky is back online after a roughly 24-hour DDoS attack disrupted services, with the Iran-linked 313 Team claiming responsibility and no data breach reported.

What a slick move by a bunch of morons. Bluesky is, in case you're unaware, a liberal alternative to Twitter/X. The percentage of active Bluesky users who oppose Trump's stupid war is probably well over 90%.

"Muwahaha, we took down a website that oppposes our enemy, the Great Orange Satan. Praise Allah!"

Fucking imbeciles.

2 comments:

Paul said...

Relax. Most of the users on Bluesky aren't blaming Iran, we're blaming trump.

Come, join us on Bluesky. We have cookies. Join us, Misfit. (shoos away the vampire thralls about to attack) You'll fit right in, Misfit. All is well. Joooooiiiinnn uuuusssss and skeet forever...

Jones, Jon Jones said...

So far little harm from cyber warfare. Iran is fourth best at worst in the Russia, China, DPRK set. There could be some aiding and abetting.