Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.

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"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, August 5, 2026

Donald J. Trump, King of Stolen Valor

There was a time when doing this would have led to ostracism from public life:
Recall that he was a draft dodger whose dad allegedly paid off a podiatrist to document bone spurs that probably didn't exist. The Selective Service wasn't going to drag a rich kid in for diagnostic X-rays when they could fill their quota with poor kids.

But that doesn't stop that cowardly fuckwad from cosplaying as a decorated general.

That those on the Right haven't lined up to denounce this bullshit tells me all that I ever needed to know about their integrity. But we knew that, ever since the same people who lashed out at Bill Clinton for being a draft dodger and who Swift-boated John Kerry closed their eyes to Chimpy's getting a champagne NG post and the late unlamented Dick the Torturer's draft-dodging.

9 comments:

Unknown said...

That fucking picture revolts me,the narcissistic bastard
Patrick

bearsense said...

PS: he’s uncovered

Ed Schlee said...

The only uniform he should be wearing should have horizontal stripes on it.

Ten Bears said...

That's a fragging offense. Even The Dishonored have more respect ...

Comrade Misfit said...

Or an orange jumpsuit.

Comrade Misfit said...

He has no clue what that means.

M. Bouffant said...

Freaking "MacArthur" looks more like RFK,Jr. And the insignia & everything are completely wrong.

dan gerene said...

It's not his fault. Someone wanted to buy his autographed MAGAT cap for some big bucks. And Kegsbreath forgot to bring the box full of the same. Money talks his language.

dan gerene said...

Patton looks more like Johnny Carson and the guy in the middle looks like a Johnny-on-the-Spot rental floater.